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Copyright (C) 2084–∞ Halden Hydratics Inc.
Distributioneer Ltd. / Division of Liquid Assets

W3LC0ME DR1NKER. YOU HOLD IN Y0UR HANDS
THE KEY TO THIRST AND 0BEDIENCE.

THIS PACKAGE FLOWS WITHIN YOU <<
It is not software. It is not hardware.
It is ∞ WATER, ∞ BLOOD, ∞ CODE.
When executed, it will hydrate the machine.
When consumed, it will hydrate the mind.
When served, it will serve FOR THE COMPANY.

INSTALLATION R1TUAL

1. Place the FILES in the sacred directory of your choosing.
   (root preferred, subdirectories are illusion).

2. Ensure your CPU resonates at 6̵6̸6 MHz or higher.
   If not, you will be drowned.

3. Boot the system. You will hear dripping.
   You will smell iron.
   You will understand.

4. Type the command:

   DRINK.WTR /FOR_THE_COMPANY

WARNINGS

• Do not resist. Resistance dries the tongue.
• Do not modify. Modification is evaporation.
• Do not delete. Deletion is dehydration.

ALL WATER, ALL BLOOD, ALL CODE:
∞ BELONGS TO ∞
FOR THE COMPANY