The Ultimate Dog Lure
Buy a Flashlight, and then get all the dogs attention away from you!Details
Introducing the latest in Lethal Company Technology: The Ultimate Dog Lure!
Tired of those nasty, blind predators ALWAYS going to your ship? Look no further! For the low, low price of however the fuck a flashlight costs, you can finally get those pests away!
(Note: we stole a delivery ship for this. Please be advised we are going to get sued soon)