This gargoyle's goal is to follow you around, and annoy you. But be wary, he's not so passive if you don't respect his space. He is voiced by yours truely, with 140 voice lines (more will be added as time goes on).
His goal is to annoy the player. Because of this he is mostly passive, and will try to stay close and out of sight of all players. Currently he's not to great at the staying out of sight part, but he tries. If the player gets within his aggro range, he will start chasing them and hitting them. On rare occasions he can push you into walls, please be carefull of this, I'm trying to fix it. His taunts vary and currently have several catagories: General, Aggro, Gargoyle Death, Player Death, Enemy Proximity, and Prior Death.
Any feedback can be posted to my Github repo (link at the top of the page), or my forum in the Lethal Company Modding Discord community.
This is my first experience with Unity, C#, models, and animations. If you see any way I can improve the code, model, or the mod in general please let me know!
I'm willing to take voice line requests for this mod. I can't guarantee that each request will be approved.
"Ach, I can smell your awful breath... all the way from here."
"I'd ask you to try and hit me... but ya'd probably poke yer eye out instead."
"I might be made of stone, but at least I ain't stone blind."
"Hey! You're that mighty employee, aren't ya? Well, I've got scrap for ya: KISS MY STONEY ARSE!"
"I bet your aim's as bad as your body odour!"
"I heard there was a prophecy about ya... yeah... something about THE WORST EMPLOYEE OF ALL TIME! Yeah, that was it! Hahaha!"
"You must be the sorriest excuse of an Employee I ever saw, and I've seen plenty."
"Ye cannae hit me. Ye cannae hit me! Haha!"
"Hi, my name's Barn Door. Bet ye cannae hit meeee!"
"You're more of a crack-pot than a crack-shot! Hahahaha!"
"Don't you try and ignore me, you pink-bellied numpty!"
"Is this what I've been sittin' here waiting for all these centuries? You?! Bahahaha!"
"I can tell by yer glazed over eyes ye cannae hit straight!"
"Hey! Employee! Do you have any tzp or flashlights? Hahaha, you don't have any skill, that's as plain as day!"
"Ach, away with ye, ye scavenger dog-monkey."
"Hey! Look at me when I'm insulting ya! You walking sack of compost!"
"You think you're smart? I've seen more brains in a slop-bucket!"
"Let's see your aim... If ya've got one!"
"You couldnae hit a castle wi'a ball of dung!"
"Ach, ya blunderin' goon, you couldnae hit me in a million years!"
"Tell me this, how does a rubbish employee like you stay alive? You must be a right jammy bugger!"
"What are you gonna do, huh? Hit me? Ooh, I'm shiverin', mummy, help!"
"Tell me this, is it true you don't know which way to hold a shovel? Hahaha!"'
"Oh, look! My face is all exposed! Betchya cannae hit me!"
"Which one ya cannae hit me with? Yer shovel, or yer sneeze?"
"Hey, what you are doing with all those weapons? You might as well use a wee toy slingshot, ye big baby!"
"Hey, come and have a go at me, if you think you're tough enough!"
"I can paint a target on me arse and you'll still be pointing at ye shoe!"
"You're so incompetent, you couldnae hit a spring head!"
"I've seen more enthusiasm from a Bracken!"
"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clipe-Dreep-Bauchle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Callie-Breek-Tattie?" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"You must have drawn the ugly gene in the family."
"Its employees like you that make me happy humans are mortal!" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"If yer as slow on foot as ye are in the head, ye cannae hope to hit me!" - Submitted by Plague
"That's It! I'll kick yer arse!"
"You think you're tough!? I got some scrap for ya!"
"I'll bloody make yer face even more ugly! Wait… I dinnae think that's possible." - Submitted by Electric
"Oi! You lookin' at me?! I'll give ye somethin' to look at!"
"Step back, ya numpty! Unless ye want a face full of stone!"
"These are my final words. I hate you. Hahahaha!"
"At least... at least I'm not... not you..."
"At least I didn't trip over my own feet and fall into a pit… you imbecile… *coughs*"
"Hahahaha! You died!"
"Another employee down! Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha! You suck!"
"Hello, sir Bracken! He's over there! Hahahaha"
"Sit still and don't turn around. I want to watch that Spring Head maul you!"
"What a cute little Thumper! They're over there boy, go get em! Good boy!"
"Looks like you're being haunted! I hope you get possesed you useless pile of trash!"
"I hope this centipede eats your face!"
"The itsy bitsy spider ate the employees face. Hahahaha!"
"Hey look! Another employee. Go give him a hug!"
"Yippee! Hahahaha!"
"This Jester is hilarious! Go tell that joke to that employee over there! Hahahaha!"
"Hey, you! I found some nuts for you to crack. They're over there!"
"Hey! Employee! Ever been dissolved by a slime?"
"That's one scary butler! I'm glad I'm not you! Hahahaha!"
"This one eats employees! I like it already!"
"A guy with a mask threw up on you and you fell over dead? Maybe that possessed clone has more braincells than you!" - Submitted by Sniker
"Yer parenting skills are worse than yer survival skills... I dinnae know that was even possible!" - Submitted by Sniker
"Remember that time ye missed that jump and died? Ha, Great times."
"They say 'fight fire with fire'. Well, ye fought fists with... yer face! HAHAHA!"
"What went up, came down... and splat! Just like you!"
"I heard tough guys don't look at explosions, which is probably why ye died." - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"Gack! Couldn't breathe? Maybe ye should've tried breathing through your ears!"
"Looks like someone needed a breath of fresh air...permanently!"
"Torn limb from limb? Served you right for getting out of bed that morning!"
"My favorite part about the last moon. Bang! You were full of holes! What a surprise…"
"Flat as a pancake, ye were! Were you always that thin?
"You couldnae hold your breath longer than 10 seconds. Hahahaha!" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"Left behind, eh? Even your friends didn't like you!"
"Next time you get electrocuted, try not to pee yourself!"
"Kicked ya right into the goal last round ye were! Hahahaha!" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"Next time you get roasted, I'll bring some marshmallows."
"Next time you see a knife, try running away from it instead of towards it! Hahahaha!"
"You got blown away, literally!"
"Next time ye want to go head first into something hard, I'll give ya a good smack!"
"How much glue did they need to put ye back together?" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"Couldnae outsmart a bunch of birds with hairy bums, could ye?"
"Bracken snuck up on ye. Should've seen the look on yer face when ye felt those bony fingers on yer neck! Then crack like a twig!"
"Caught in a wee web, were ye? Should've seen yer face when she came crawlin' out! Like a hairy, eight-legged beastie!"
"Heard those bees gave ye quite the shock! Should've seen yer hair standin' on end! Hahahaha!"
"If you had the brains to turn around a half second sooner, you might have survived!" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"Swallowed whole, were ye? He's got an appetite for careless employees, that worm! Should've seen yer face when he popped up! HAHAHA!"
"The pup heard ye sneakin' about! Should've seen him come flyin' through the air! Like a furry, toothy missile!"
"Couldn't handle a bit of a haunting, could ye? Yer head just popped like a ripe melon! Messy!"
"Couldn't keep yer hands off his shiny bits, could ye? He gave ye a good polishin', though, didn't he?"
"Slow and steady wins the race, eh? Except when it's a giant puddle of acid chasin' ye! Hahahaha!"
"That Jester's got quite the spring in his step, eh? Should've seen yer face when he popped out! Hahahaha!"
"Did that wee beastie steal yer breath away? Should've seen ye flailin' about! Like a fish outta water!"
"Did ye trip over yer own feet tryin' to get away? Or did ye faint from the smell of his... perfume? HAHAHA! Either way, it's pathetic!"
"Ach, couldn't outrun a deaf beastie, could ye? Should've seen ye trippin' over yer own feet!"
"He's got a big appetite, that one! Try tried standin' still next time. Maybe he'll think yer a tree!"
"Heard ye screamin' all the way from here! Did ye think that would scare him off? He can't even hear ye! Hahahaha!"
"'Beware of gift bearing Greeks!' Or, in yer case, masks bearin' doom! Should've seen yer friends runnin'! Like wee bairns from a bogeyman!"
"He cracked ye good, didn't he? Should've seen ye dancin'! One step forward, two steps back... right into his shotgun blast!"
"He kicked ye so hard, ye flew higher than a hawk! Should've seen ye spinnin' through the air! Did ye land on yer head? Hahahaha!"
"Heard ye were lookin' for a close shave. He gave ye one, didn't he? A bit too close for comfort, I'd say!"
"He went out with a bang, didn't he? Took ye right wit him. Hahahaha!"
"Thought ye were done with him, did ye? Next time, try bringin' a fly swatter! Hahahaha!"
"Should've seen ye flailin' about with those wee snakes on yer head! Too bad ye broke the fall with ye face!"
"Heard ye were lookin' for a quick trip to the moon. He granted yer wish, didn't he? One-way ticket, though, I'm afraid!"
"He's got quite the footwork, that one! Should've seen him tap-dancin' on yer head!"
"He ran ye over like a wee speed bump, didn't he? Should've seen ye go flyin'!"
"Ach, he roasted ye like a wee marshmallow, didn't he? Should've seen ye glowin'! Nice and crispy on the outside, I bet!"
"He's a sneaky one, that Barber! Appears out of thin air, then snip snip! Should've seen yer face... oh wait, he cut it in half! Hahahaha!"
"Ye flew a bit too close to the sun? Should've seen ye splatter! Like a wee bug on a windshield!"
"Yer jetpack had a wee bit of a temper tantrum, didn't it? Should've seen the fireworks! And the confetti... made of employee bits! Hahahaha!"
"That ladder had a bone to pick with ye, didn't it? Came down right on top of ye! Should've seen the dent it made! Maybe ye should try wearin' a helmet next time!"
"Yer teammate gave ye a good whack, didn't they? Should've seen ye do a jig! One step forward, two steps back... right into the ground!"
"Your teammate gave ye a sign, didn't they? A stop sign... right to the head!"
"Your teammate gave ye a lesson in road safety, didn't they?"
"Thought ye could trust yer teammates, did ye? Turns out, they're sharper than they look!"
"They say 'don't put all yer eggs in one basket'. Well, ye put all yer faith in that one egg... and it blew up in yer face! Hahahaha!"
"Heard ye were tryin' out for the skeet shooting competition. Well, ye were the skeet!"
"They say 'the ground can swallow ye whole'. Well, it did! Should've worn yer floaties! Hahahaha!"
"That last death sure was stunning!"
"Thought ye were a master driver, did ye? Did you get your license out of a cereal box?"
"Thought ye could trust yer driver, did ye? Should've called a taxi!"
"My favorite look on ye. Exploded to bits!"
"Next time, try wearin' a traffic cone as a hat! Might make ye a wee bit more visible…"
"Heard ye were tryin' out for the diving team. Well, ye certainly took the plunge!"
"Next time ye want to go for a fall, try bringin' a parachute!"
"I heard ye took a bit of a tumble. Can you do it again? I wasn't looking last time."
"Watch your step! There's a pit there! Oh wait, too late. Hahahaha!"
"Ye took the express elevator to the bottom, didn't ye? Did ye make a wish on the way down?"
"Thought ye could make a deal with the devil, did ye? He took yer scrap... and yer soul! HAHAHA!"
"Heard ye were expectin' a package. Well, ye got one! Right on top of yer head!"
"You know what they say, watch where ye step. Oh, ye must have missed that one."
"They say 'don't poke the bear'. Well, ye shouldn't poke the turret either! Hahahaha!"
"They say 'lightning never strikes twice'. Well, it only needs to strike once to turn ye into a pile of ash! Hahahaha!"
"Heard ye were stargazin'. Well, ye got a closer look than ye planned!"
"How'd ye miss the big metal plate with spikes on it? Well it sure didn't miss you when it poked holes in ya! Hahahaha!"
"They say 'curiosity killed the cat'. Well, it also killed the employee who wandered too far! Hahahaha!"
"I can't believe it! You actually died of embarrassment! Hahahaha!" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad
"Thought ye could outsmart one of our own, did ye? Yer body sure did make a bloody good chair!"
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