AxolsPerfectlyBalancedCards
This is a little card deck I made for fun to torture entertain my friends :)
Cards
Stream
Fire your bullets really, really fast.
- Attack Speed -100%
- Ammunition +47
- Reload Time +200%
Thigh Highs
They make you cute enough for people to go easy on you.
- Health +200%
- Reload Time -25%
You HAVE to get this
Look, it gives you +5% damage!
- Damage +5%
- Health -10%
- Reload Time +10%
- Ammunition -1
- Attack Speed +10%
- Bullet Speed -50%
Evil Ball of Infinite Bounces
Makes your bullets extremely bouncy.
- Bounces +100
- Attack Speed +1000%
Nuke
I feel like the name speaks for itself.
- Damage +9900%
- Attack Speed -99%
- Reload Time -100%
Bash
Lets you deal slightly more damage.
Plate Armor
Lets you take more hits.
Extra Shell
Gives you an extra bullet.
Reflexes
Increases your attack speed slightly.
Minimize
You become very smol, but the downside is you are going to die
Gunpowder
Makes your bullets a little bit faster.
Actual Giant
You are the final boss. Show no mercy.
- Health +9900%
- Damage +1000%
